of pimples and cellulite

because my tiny brain goes into overdrive every exam, my face will model itself miraculously into the likeness of a landmine and my ass and legs will imitate a hot air balloon. with all this overwhelming activity, my intellectual capacity exponentially plummets and i am left with a page's worth of absorption and comprehension ability. that is to say, vastly none.

accounting is on monday. note to self: when making stunning decisions like taking up a subject that theorises another that you have not touched in 3 years, PLEASE RECONSIDER. or do it when there is no stunning module that demands a minimum of 100 hours weekly.

phase 2 has started. 146 people got places in phase 1 but i shall not rant, i will remember and take heed that there are many ways to perceive matters. axn asia here i come if you will take me.

to date i have consumed 1 tub of butter cookies, 2 sara lee cakes, 2 oreo tubes, 1 big bag of chipster, 6 kitkats, 4 toblerones, 1 packet of peanut butter cookies, 1 packet of toacker's, 7 packets of cheese crackers, 1 roll of digestive biscuits, and 10 packets of instant noodles. that excludes the 4 daily meals i have. and yes gloria the hippo in madagascar is actually me cameo.