surreal is

looking through your inane mindless worthless rants and then seeing this hot young thing who could just have not been possibly in the remotest sense have any similarity with you whatsoever

but my goodness gracious me such hot young sexy blood. to lick it off my lips i would relish its fervour its passion its delectable youth.

to think i wondered at the slightest reading ms kon's facebook status shoutout about a delicious 21 year old. it is the most natural thing in the world! it must be!

(this is not lust, this is connoisseurship. this is an unrevealed art hidden from the prying eyes of the jaded world.)

i would scorn nudity. you need only whisper implicit travesties softly to me; my lips, my skin, my breath, my eyes, my fingers, my tongue; no smiles, only smirks

it will weaken my knees, just remembering this night